And you’re welcome!
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…
Oh my god. It looks as though she whispered some sort of horrific Lovecraftian secret of the universe to him, and his soul simply gave up right then and there, leaving him an empty husk.
He’s wondering if he’s still on drugs.
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
Germany once walked in on France doing Prussia. Prussia then flashed a sparkling grin at him and gave a thumbs up. Germany ended up laughing for an hour.
mi descubrimiento viendo hetalia
asdfsfadsg y esa mano Italia!!
man i love taquitos and guacamole
Or a bag of weed and two blunts.
no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”